Seasoned Oyster Crackers

Recently, my family had a party celebrating my grandpa’s life. He died a few years ago, but we decided to celebrate his birthday this year by coming together as a family and playing some of his favorite games and eating some of his favorite foods.

There are a few things that stand out in my mind when it comes to “Paw-Paw” foods, but I knew that the family would have most of them covered. (Fried Bologna Sandwiches, Colby Cheese in the wax wrapping, and spreadable yellow mustard in a jar, in case you were wondering). But one of the most iconic “Paw-Paw” foods for me has to be oyster crackers. My grandparents kept them in a canister on the fridge, and when he ate soup for lunch, the canister would come down as he set out everything he’d need for his midday meal. They were fun for me, as a little kid–we didn’t really have them at home. And as I got older, whenever I happened to come across them (mostly on the side of a Steak ‘N Shake cup of chili), they always made me think of Paw Paw. Today, they’re my own soup-cracker of choice, and I remember him fondly whenever we have chili or soup at home.

For the party, I wanted to be a little creative with oyster crackers–treat them as my own kind of “secret ingredient,” Iron Chef style, but I was stuck. When I mentioned my dilemma to some co-workers at lunch, a few people suggested this recipe for seasoned snack crackers. On their recommendation, I decided to whip them up.

When my roommate Leah came home and saw me making them, she got super-excited…apparently they’re a treat from her own home, something her mom would make from time to time when she was younger.

The recipe was about as simple as can be, and the crackers were pretty tasty. Nothing extraordinary, but a quick and tasty treat. The kind of thing that will be nice to have in my back pocket for late-notice parties. These could be set out anywhere you’d put out Chex Mix, or mixed nuts, for example. I also ate some of the leftovers with a bowl of tomato soup, which really dressed up a basic soup.

Seasoned Oyster Crackers

  • 2 bags oyster crackers
  • 2 cup canola oil or vegetable oil
  • 1 teaspoon lemon pepper
  • 1 teaspoon dried dill weed
  • 1 teaspoon garlic salt
  • 1 packet dry ranch dressing (I used Hidden Valley Ranch)
  1. Microwave oil in a 2 cup glass container for about 45-60 seconds. Whisk in seasonings and buttermilk ranch dressing package.
  2. Pour over oyster crackers in a large container and mix until thoroughly coated. Store in an air tight container.

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2 Responses to “Seasoned Oyster Crackers”

  1. Test Subject #2

    sooooo delicious!

  2. Mom

    These were really good but after a week of them being the last post on this web site, I grow weary of them (sigh)

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